Crook Jai Dixit (Emraan Hashmi), an youngster who sells pirated DVDs. One day, his uncle Joseph (Gulshan Grover) catches him and changes his personality completely, also changes his name to Suraj Bhardwaj and sends him off to Australia. At the airport, he meets Romi Latti and Suhani (Neha Sharma), a young girl who has come to pick Romi up. Suraj gets attracted to Suhani, and therefore he pretends to be Romi and leaves with Suhani. When Suhani finds out that he is not the real Romi, Suraj makes a run into happy-go-lucky Goldie's flat, where he starts living. While Suraj visits a supermarket, he finds that Australians are attacking the Muslim shopkeeper, and approaches them with a gun, when one of the attackers points out "See no evil, hear no evil!", Suraj runs away. Suraj hides in Nicole's car. She works in a strip club named 'Duke's Club'..